I'm Not Sure I Wanna Know

When I woke up this morning, there it was. Just inches from my mouth.  One cricket leg.  Yes, just one lonely leg.  What happened to the rest of Jiminy?  Well, I'm not sure I wanna know.  But my kids did tell me at the dinner table tonight that the average person eats 8 spiders in his sleep during his lifetime.  A cricket is much bigger than a spider.  Maybe I've reached my quota of insect ingestion for my lifetime?  I'm not sure I wanna know . . .